A bestiary is a twelfth century book of charming and humorous illustrates of various animals and mythical beasts. A breastriary is series of illustrated animals and reptiles with large mammary glands for feeding their young and for being ogled at by nature watches. Neither works are peer reviewed. Both could be academically challenged for factual information. I wanted to imagine how non nursing animals and reptiles could be depicted with multiple breasts and how this would be humorously fetishised within our culture.